Some more silly things that my kiddies say....
Apparently marriage has been on my kiddies' minds. Here are a few quotes from dinner.
ethan "Molly was line-leader today and she told me she likes me. Actually she loves me. Actually she wants to marry me." All marriages need a healthy dose of confidence.
austin. "You notice what Mama?
Sophia likes Bolt. And
I like Bolt! So, I'm going to marry Sophia." A good marriage is built on like interests.
alaina. "I like Sophia too. I'm going to marry her too!" me-"You need to marry a boy, otherwise, who is going to be the Daddy?" Laina- "Actually Mama, you don't need to have a Daddy to have a family. There are lots of families without a Daddy." me- "oh. uh. yeah. That's right, but it would be preferable to have a Daddy. You'll want to marry your best friend." Laina- "oh.
ok. Then I want to marry Austin." me- "yeah. uh. That's not going to work either." Fortunately, we've got some time to work on
Alaina. She knows she's not allowed to get married until she's 30.
Once Ethan gets an idea into his head, his tunnel vision sets in and that is all he talks about. Three days ago I noticed that his shoelaces were shredded, making it difficult to tie them. I
mentioned that it might be a good idea to get new ones. That afternoon when he got home from school he asked if I had gotten new shoelaces yet. I hadn't. The next morning he told me to get some shoelaces while he was at school. Again, I was too busy to bother. The moment he got off the bus, he started in with the questions. Did I get the shoelaces. "No." Why not? "I was pretty busy and forgot. He then looked at me and said, "I really need new shoelaces. Don't forget again.
Mama. Do you need me to write this down?" Hows that for a dressing down from a 6 year old? This morning (after another verbal reminder) I managed to get the laces. Three different sizes, just in case.
austin..."it's so hot, I'm sweltering."
alaina, "hey, I real--lize where we are. I real--
lize that big M. (passing the golden arches) Do you real--
lize it mama?" (recognize)
Austin always says, do you notice what? instead of you know what. "You notice what I did this morning?"
8 days of school under his belt and as my sweet Ethan came off the bus he shouted out "I QUIT 1st Grade!!!!!" It's going to be a long 11 years.
Ethan got home from school and blurted out, "you wanna hear something gross? yesterday I was going pee and I forgot to hold onto my name (badge) and it fell into the potty!" "ew. that IS really gross. Did you wash it off." "Yeah...I wiped it off on my shirt." "And?" "and then I put it back on!"
Coming off the bus Alaina was upset. Ethan was yelling, "yes. I squished Alaina!" Alaina cried, "I didn't want to be squished." Ethan, with authority, replied, "Listen. I'm the big brother. I have to squish you. I have to take care of you and that means squishing you." Heaven help us.