Monday, January 10, 2011

Guess what the kids are saying now?


Running late for school, I quickly got the kids dressed at headed for the door. Digging into my purse I pulled out money to put in their bags.


Mom "Here is some lunch money. I'm too stressed out to make lunches."

Ethan, "Great. Can we buy lunch everyday!?!"

Mom, "No. This is only for when Mom is stressed or running late."

Ethan, (quite reasonably, I must add) "Well. Can you be stressed on Thursday? They are having Nachos."




Alaina was telling her brothers that her friend's grandma had just turned 99. Ethan couldn't believe what he heard and came over to me, shaking his head. He solemnly told me the sad fact he had just heard, "Kylie's grandma is 99. " "One more year for her and she's in the graveyard."


I just found a cartoon video of Ben Hur, with the main character voiced by Charlston Heaston. I had to buy it because it made me think about Mom. After we watched the show, Alaina came up to me extremely concerned. "How do we catch Tiger?" That one took me a minute. Finally, I realized what she meant. "You mean, leprosy?" Glad I finally understood, she sighed, "Yes. how do you catch leopard-sy?"


These last few days, Alaina has been fixated on the history of Martin Luther King and is incredulous how people were willing to be so discriminatory. She has become a faucet of questions and comments about the subject. One comment that especially moved me was concerning a video she saw. "I am so proud of those kids who got sprayed by the fire-hoses. They really controlled their emotions and didn't want to fight or yell or anything. But I don't understand. Why did the firemen spray them? I thought they were suppose to be good guys!" It is so true. It is a hard history that we have to learn from. We talked about how hard it is to stand up when you are the only one who is willing to do what is right. It is so much harder a task than when everyone around you is making good choices. And even good people can make bad choices and how some bad people can have important jobs. Whew. That girl jumps into the heaviest conversations so early! And then there are the boys. "I just colored a picture of Martin Luther King. Cool." End of story.




On a much lighter note, I just saw the most wonderful sight I've ever seen at church. A woman with long, very pretty, gray hair, down to her waist with a short, but not quite mini skirt was sporting, I kid you not, midnight blue, solid tights that glowed with a purple iridescent hue when she moved. Awesome. I had to look back. Twice. The best part is realizing that it is most likely impossible to find tights like that in the stores today. I haven't seen them since I was in high school and painting my lashes with blue/green or purple mascara...all dependant on my righteous, totally rad outfit I had picked out. So, she's had to hold on to those babies and keep them in pristine condition for at least 25 years. Like I said. Awesome.


As if that wasn't enough to plaster a smile on my face. A few nights ago I saw an interview (I'm not sure from where, 'cause I missed the beginning, but I'm assuming Portland) with a man in a home-made super-hero costume. Apparently he's been out and about 'doing good' and standing strong in the face of crime. When the interviewer mentioned that the police had asked him to stop because he was putting himself and others in danger, his (very classic) reply was, "Well, you know, I train for this. I wouldn't just come out here willy nilly." That's right. This super-hero would never do anything will-nilly! That would just be silly. I'm still laughing. It even rivals the time that the guy in Colorado armored up his tractor and plowed over city hall (and accidentally the library) in protest of losing a building license. Sometimes the news IS uplifting.

Friday, January 07, 2011

Who said that being a nerd wasn't cool?

Rob's been enjoying attending the CES (Consumer Electronics Show) in Las Vegas this week.

For work.

Very nerdy.

And cool.

Guess who he met?


Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
p-p-p-poker face.

Oh yeah, baby. Lady Gaga, herself. The most bizarre woman alive.

Naturally in Vegas.

What a couple!

Nerds Unite!

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Christmas 2010!

Finally, I'm getting to Christmas Day. Santa and Mrs. Claus were pretty darn tired from a late night of wrapping, but the three little kiddies were positively giddy running down the stairs, bright and early in the morning.

Let the present opening mayhem commence!


Nurf war at our house.


The kids all bought each other presents this year (and us too!) They had fun watching each other open their gifts.

The fox tails was a hit for the Jones boys. Strange and exciting gift, Mom.

Finally broke down and bought some of those dreaded silly bandz. I'm so weak! Jimmy informed me that he has already collected over 500 from his wayward students. Hopefully my kids' supply will dwindle in the same manner.

Lainy loved her easy bake!

Ethan's gift to Rob....World's Best Dad key chain. :)


And we wrapped up the moment by unveiling Bella's gift.


Our sweet Bella LOVED it but could only hold one half of it at a time. It was hilarious watching her try and pick that sucker up. The dents in the wall weren't as amusing, but quickly forgiven.


Merry Christmas!