Ethan's in love. I know this because today he said. "I'm in love with Jaylynn." And since I've always been known for my ability to powers of perception, I knew instantly that Ethan was in love.
Today wasn't the first time we've heard about this girl. About a week ago, at dinner, he smiled up at us all and declared, "I have a crush on a girl." When pushed as to why he like her he mused, "Well, she is kind and nice. And she's hot!" I was a little amused and a little disturbed at the same time. I'm convinced, however, that 'hot' translates directly to 'pretty' for my little love and not 'sexy.' I'm hoping and choosing to believe that he is too young for those kind of feelings.
Alaina is having the opposite problem. Gabriel is a boy in her class who tells Alaina every day that he has a crush on her. He is bold enough to ask her if she has a crush on him to which she shrugs and says, 'No." I'm sure she's very polite about it. She says that the other day he leaned his head on her shoulder and before she could move, he quickly kissed her on the arm. She was not amused.
That was last week. This week we've had a new conversation. Kind of.
Alaina tells me that that boy Gabriel has continued to profess his love all week. Today he asked her if she would like him if he saved her life from something. She was fairly nonchalant when she answered. "Sure. I guess." This awarded her yet another unwanted, sneaky, arm kiss. She immediately told Austin who immediately asked Gabriel, "Hey. Why did you kiss my sister?" He answered, "Uh. I didn't. I was just reaching over to get something." Yeah, right. So the big question at the dinner table was how to let someone know that you aren't ever going to have a crush on them. And, oh yeah, how to get them to stop kissing your arm.
Looks like I'll be calling the teacher about moving Gabriel across the room.
On the other side of the table, Ethan was equally chatty. It seems as all his devious plans were proving successful. He restated his previous claim, "I have a crush on Jaylynn," this time followed with, "and she has a crush on me, too!" Well. At least he thinks she does. They haven't really talked about it. He has, however, spent every recess strategically playing two-square with his friend, right in the same spot that Jaylynn and her girlfriend spend their recess. Ethan says that he always beats his friend and that is very impressive to Jaylynn. So, I asked him if he was going to talk to her. "No." he said, suddenly subdued. "I'm to shy around her." "Well, what would you say if you did say something to her?" I asked. Ethan must have been mulling this one over for a while because he excitedly blurted out, "Only that she is the most beautiful girl that I've ever seen in MY WHOLE LIFE!" Aw. Well. What girl wouldn't like to hear that?
You may ask yourself where Austin was during this very exciting dinner talk. I guess he felt he didn't have to play the game, since he's already found himself a little girl friend in Washington. One who likes him just as much as he likes her. As far as he's concerned, he's out of the rat race.
I think I'm going to like Austin's little long distance relationship the very most.
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All these conversations were a few months ago. I got busy and didn't ever get around to posting them. In the meantime, things with Ethan have remained intense (as all things concerning Ethan tend to be.) At one point Ethan had decided that he absolutely MUST tell Jaylynn that 'she is the most beautiful girl in the entire world.' The only problem was that he was too shy to say it. So, for a whole evening he practiced. He had an intro worked out. "Hey, Jaylynn. Can we talk for a minute?" He had the main conversation worked out. "I just wanted to tell you that I think you are really nice and..." wait for it..."the most beautiful girl in the world." This was a family affair. He tried it out on me. On Rob. On Alaina. (Austin was interested.) We all had to role-play. it was, like I said, Intense.
The big day came and he was so nervous. When he came home, I was so curious to know how it went. Well. It didn't. He was too shy. He couldn't do it. Plus, he realized, she liked a different boy. Oh, the heartbreak. Ethan is optimistic though. He said the boy she likes is transferring back to the school he was suspended from (nice, right?) and so Ethan will have another chance in a couple of months. Way to keep the glass half-full, kid.
I did inquire why she liked a boy like that and Ethan thoughtfully said, "Well. She likes bad boys. Because he's a bad boy. But she likes good boys too. Because she likes me and I'm a good boy."
I tend to agree.